Parenting is a host of many things and those many things include the emotional roller coaster of experiences that come with it! Once you let out your parenting frustration in whatever helps you, a little humor can go a long way to stretch out the smiles throughout your day. Below we have compiled some of the funniest parenting quotes that make so much sense. Enjoy a few giggles on us.Â
"Parenting Style: Survivalist."Â
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"They say it takes a village. Where can I get directions to this village?"
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"Before kids: why are the called 'throw pillows'? After kids: oh."
"We would all love to be Pinterest moms, but it's okay if you're more of an Amazon Prime mom."Â
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"Do not compare your dog problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 3,427 times a day."Â
"I was so cute when I thought I was tired before kids. So cute."Â
"If you don't know where your kids are in the house, turn off the WiFi and watch them slowly appear."Â
"I love clearing up messes I didn't make. So I became a mom."Â
"I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing." - Jim Gaffigan
MOM LIFE: Juice box holder no matter how fabulous you look.
"If parenthood came with a GPS, it would mostly say recalculating."Â
"Need to wake up your baby? Quietly go into your room and rest your head on your pillow."Â
"My husband and I share the load. I breastfeed because he can't and he sleeps because I can't."Â
"Spit up is my new favorite accessory. No outfit is complete without it."Â
"Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: everyone is yelling, everything is sticky, it's the same music over and over again, and occasionally someone pukes."Â
"It's like kids can just smell when you're relaxing."Â
"Both of us can't look good; it's either me or the house."Â
If evolution really works, how come moms only have two hands?"
It's like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them."Â
"As parents, most of our diets is eating what our kid didn't finish."Â
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